Holy Moses, this is the all-around abode of my dreams:
All of it. The white, the black, the velvet, the checkered floor, the chandeliers, the sofa (which is strikingly similar to the sofa currently in my living room..), the wood floors, and on and on. I can see all of this within a brick-structured farm house down a cobble stone driveway with a backyard chock full of vineyards and apple trees and an epic pool and a big arse sandbox full of Tonka trucks for my little Bob the Builder and a serene space overlooking dreamy mountains for morning sun salutations and....
(wiping drool from my bottom lip)
A dreamer? Moi??
(image courtesy of bellevivir.blogspot.com)